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was living in south texas. >> yeah, i got them in vegas for a while. >> i know somebody that with sound like a wookiee but that's a story for another time. >> thank you for watching. the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next. the news continues streaming on cbs news bay area. good night. >> president trump this past week unveiled what he calls the "god bless the usa" bible. >> i'm proud to be partnering with my very good friend, lee greenwood. who doesn't love his song "god bless the usa"? >> because to donald trump, a bible is no more sacred than a trump board game or trump water. it's just another cheap tchotchke to sell to his followers. ♪ ♪

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with stephen colbert"! tonight... easter dummy. and matt damon takes the colbert questionert. plus, stephen welcomes hannah waddingham. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thank you. beautiful. welcome one and all to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert.

[cheering] i hope that everyone out there... i hope everybody over there, everybody out there had a good easter weekend. church, ham, jellybeans. mine was basically low-key. all i did was moderate a record-breaking fundraiser with bill clinton, barack obama, and joe biden! [cheering] no biggie. it was the most presidential power in one place since those four guys posed for mount rushmore. it was an honor to be a part of the evening. we had a wide-ranging and fascinating discussion of the challenges facing our nation. but one big question went unanswered: why weren't any of them wearing ties? i was! i was wearing a tie. i believe that means i'm president now. [cheering]

>> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! >> stephen: wow, wow. [cheering] thank you. thank you. the job really does age you. the evening was a huge success. biden's campaign said the event raised more than $26 million. and i would say what's most impressive is they did it without selling one bible! now, a lot of people have asked me what it was like to moderate the evening. and i can tell you there were three presidents, three communications teams, and zero catering. i asked one of the folks from the democratic party for a diet co*ke and after a long delay, they gave me a diet pepsi. so... i'm voting for trump now. [laughter] i know, i know. "death of democracy." but i have my limits. there was also a fun moment when i asked president obama why i'm allowed to call his wife michelle but i can't call him barack.

he said, and i quote, "your wife can." [laughter] a lot of people enjoyed that joke. for instance, my wife. yesterday was easter, as i was saying. and joe biden had a lovely message, posting, "jill and i send our warmest wishes to christians around the world celebrating easter sunday. easter reminds us of the power of hope and the promise of christ's resurrection." classic. donald trump also had a beautiful easter message. april fool's! almost couldn't get that one out. he posted this all-caps screed. "happy easter to all, including crooked and corrupt prosecutors and judges that are doing everything possible to interfere with the presidential election of 2024 and put me in prison, including those many people that i completely and totally

despise." [cheering] and also with you. and with your spirit i guess we say now. the annual white house easter egg roll was held today, and it was a big one, with about 40,000 participants. 40,000! or as the hens that laid those eggs put it, "an entire generation lost, and for what?" but as with everything in our politics, the maga crowd found something to be fake outraged about. in this case, fox news complained that "religious-themed designs were banned from white house easter egg contest." because of guidelines specifying that "the submission must not include any questionable content, religious symbols, or overtly religious themes." how dare they dishonor the true spirit of easter? when jesus laid colorful eggs for his apostles to find.

but here's the thing. and this is true. the same guidelines had been in place under every president since 1976, including under donald trump. oh, my god, those poor guidelines. they had to be in the worst place in the world: under donald trump. but in the world of made up outrage, there's always plan b. over the weekend, trump also attacked biden over the fact that easter this year coincided with transgender day of visibility. so what? and biden had nothing to do with that. since 2009, international transgender day of visibility has been held annually on march 31st. the date of easter, meanwhile, changes from year to year. of course everyone knows the formula for setting the date of easter. >> the first sunday after the first full moon on or after the vernal equinox.

>> stephen: see? i've got some bad news for people who are upset that another thing was celebrated on easter. it's gonna keep happening. in 2029, easter is going to fall on april fool's day. oh! so my religion is a big joke to you? is that what it is? or are you claiming that jesus didn't actually rise from the dead? that it was all a big prank on the apostles. you got jesus'd! [applause] and smoke 'em if you got 'em, because just next year, easter falls on 4/20. [cheering] there you go! oh, the liberals want to turn jesus into some longhaired, sandal-wearing, bearded hippy who's all about peace and love. groovy, man! forgive your enemies. all of these messages he posted were up on truth social and

there's some financial news about its lack of finances. according to new sec filings from truth social, in 2023, on revenues of just $4 million, truth social lost $58 million. [cheering] how could that be? they have such a solid business model: old rapist yells at easter. this is the first, it's officially april, which means it's time for march madness. if you're anything like me, your bracket is completely busted, and you also have only a vague idea what it means to "bust" a bracket. is that a sex thing? 'cause that... sounds like a sex thing. as of tonight, both the men's and women's tournaments are down to the final four. but the most surprising thing to happen on the court this weekend was the court, because five women's games were played with different-length three-point arcs on either side of the court. put that up, jim.

look at that. you can see the difference. that is a glaring error. it's the most obvious mistake in sports since they accidentally played the '86 world series with a live chicken. oh, here's -- speaking of strange things. there's some news out of florida, care of governor and caveman describing his dream rock, ron desantis. late last week, desantis signed a bill that will allow the sale of bottles of wine in florida up to 15 liters. 15 liters is almost 4 gallons! we have breaking news. rudy giuliani has moved to florida. [applause] gone already? until now, florida law prohibited the sale of wine in bottles larger than one gallon. of course, there's a legal exception for bachelorette parties. "'cause there's no laws

on gator mike's fanboat. half off if the bride kisses gator mike." the man behind this new law is florida representative and guy who buys his formalwear at spirit halloween, chip lamarca. lamarca's motivation for introducing this bill was to cut government regulation, and he says, "this legislation has been a priority for me for the past five years." translation: "five years ago, i got divorced." there's some news from washington and also the air above it. journalists have been told to stop stealing souvenirs from air force one. no surprise to me. those journalists are a sticky fingered bunch. whenever wolf blitzer comes to my house, on his way out the door: full cavity search. see you at the christmas party, wolf. after biden went to the west coast in february, the crew found several items missing from the press section, including branded pillowcases, glasses, and gold-rimmed plates.

so, the white house press correspondents association sent an email to reporters explaining that the thefts reflected poorly on the press pool and must stop. it sure does. you forget the linens, go for silverware! that's where the real money is. or just take the door. it's a boeing. it's not bolted on! [applause] i feel for the press here. i've helped myself to a little five-finger discount before. in fact, i swiped bill o'reilly's microwave, former senator jeff flake's rug from his office, and a glass from the home of barbra streisand. but that's all in the past. when i met with the three presidents on thursday, i did not steal a single thing. i stole three things. we got a great show for you tonight! i'll be talking to hannah waddingham and giving the colbert

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♪ ♪ >> stephen: dividend for louis cato and "the late show"& band, everybody. hello, my friends. wonderful to see all of you. you are a life raft for the soul, my friends prayer life raft for the sole care we make some jokes on their show about things that happened in the news and i like to answer myself. i made a joke about stealing the president's ties at the bang on thursday night. the three presidents over at radio city. i didn't actually steal their ties. i did criticize them for not wearing ties in person and obama gave me a brush back page. joe said no ties that we had to what the president says not to do. i do sometimes do the wrong thing and i'll be the first to admit it.

i do have stolen items from the white house. this is 100% true. in december of 2022 my darling wife evie and i went to the french state dinner where macron was there. and i was sitting between karine jean-pierre and janet yellen. and evie was across the table next to janet yellen's husband d they have these things there. these are the little place, the place name holders. it's a little eagle. it's an eagle, if you can see that and you put a card in the middle of it so it says you know, mr. stephen colbert. evelyn cgee colbert, whatever like that and i thought boy, i'd really love to steal that. [laughter] you know? >> louis: so you did. stay when i'm not sure whether i said steal. i thought that would be cool to have. that would be cool to have.

and evie was like we can't take that. we can't do that. and, and then, and then i said i guess we can't and janet yellen sitting next to me goes "oh, take it." oh evie takes this and put that in her pocketbook and i have it. there it is right there. i feel bad. i feel bad. so we will be returning the little gold plated brass name holder to the white house. i don't want to be on the wrong side of the law. hopefully will not get trouble for it but if we do get in trouble for doing it, i just want to remind everybody that i was not the one who actually stole it. >> louis: oh, oh. [laughter] and just as importantly... [laughter] all right? just want to do to.

okay. folks, if you watch the show, you know i spend most of my time right over there, using the day's biggest news timber to build a topical hand-joined story frame, adding wax-finished, full aniline cow hide, and an elegantly fluted headboard to build for you the spectacular fleming and howland oliver goldsmith king-sized bed that is my monologue. but sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after escaping the brig of a panamanian merchant marine ship, i stuff a torn sail with crumpled newspapers and magazines which i stitch together with fishing line and a discarded shiv, then hide it in the bilge where i collapse onto the stowaway's flunkie bunk of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: soothing. meanwhile, nascar. the sport everyone's dad thinks they'd be good at. there was major drama at richmond raceway this weekend, no one was hurt, but driver joey gase crashed

and was so mad at dawson cram, the driver he felt was responsible, that he ripped off his own dangling bumper and hurled it at cram as he drove past! yeah, man! nascar would be so much more interesting if you added road rage! "here we go. denny hamlin coming down the front stretch, but here's ty gibbs going for the same parking spot, hamlin smashes gibbs' brake lights with a 6-iron but gibbs is dumping his coffee in hamlin's sunroof. it'll be a photo finish 'cause they're exchanging insurance!" [applause] but the best part of the whole incident is that on the reverse angle, you can see that the bumper joey gase tore off his own car to throw at a competitor is a public service announcement against crime. meanwhile, south koreans are now dealing with burnout and loneliness by getting pet rocks. that headline again.

"sadness gets sadder after saddest thing ever sadded." meanwhile, "broccoli freckles" are the new beauty hack we never saw coming. this is where bronzers and eyeshadows are applied to broccoli florets, then stamped on to the face which leaves tiny dots that resemble freckles. it is amazing what we will do with vegetables to avoid eating them! "look at all this asparagus. fellas, look at all this asparagus. maybe we should build a raft." meanwhile, recently colombian police seized 1.7 tons of cocaine hidden within a shipment of avocados. best. guac. [laughter] ever. meanwhile, last week,

waiters in paris competed in a race to get a coffee and croissant across the capital along a course that challenges waiters to race a two-kilometer route while carrying a tray laden with a cup of coffee, a glass of water, and a croissant without spilling. but of course, the biggest challenge for the french waiters was to finish the race without going on strike. meanwhile, good news, christians -- other than the good news -- your tv is about to get a little holier because martin scorsese will spearhead a documentary series on christian saints. finally! we get to see john the baptist shoot a pimp! [laughter] scorsese. it's dark. meanwhile, in florida an alligator found living behind a former coca-cola plant has been put on a diet to lose some of its over 400 pounds, which it gained in part because locals had been feeding it lunch meat and hams. and we have a winner for this

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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're here. look at who that is. matt, you know, i always h enjoy when we have a chance to get together. you're a fascinating person. everybody tells me you're a lovely guy. i was hoping if you wouldn't mind, i would like to give you something called the colbert questionert. the colbert questionert, for those who don't know, the colder questionnaire, 15 questions that have been calibrated to penetrate straight to the soul of a person and open them up for the world so they are fully

known. are you prepared to be fully known? >> matt: i am prepared to be fully known. ♪ ♪ >> stephen: here we go, ladies and gentlemen. matt damon, what is the best sandwich? >> matt: there's a sandwich place called bay city deli in l.a. that made a sandwich, makes a sandwich called the godmother. >> stephen: was your first concert that you want to. >> matt: my mom i think took my brother and me to see holly near. this is kind of hippie stuff. we would sing, the audience would sing along like ♪ we are an antinuclear people ♪ ♪ and we are singing, singing for our lives ♪ >> stephen: rock 'n' roll? >> matt: oh, yeah. >> stephen: how old are you? >> matt: i was probably seven. >> stephen: that's lovely.

what's the scariest animal? >> matt: i went shark diving like 15 years ago in south africa. great white shark i would say something i would never want to see unless i'm in a cage. they are so much bigger than you think. >> stephen: are you on by the beauty of them are just like please get me out of the cage? >> matt: completely in awe of how beautiful they are. but completely aware of how ridiculously lethal they are. they're perfectly camouflaged camouflaged in that water. like a 5-meter shark will just be next to you before you even see it. it does help you realize you don't have a chance. and if you see them breach, the power with which they -- their death machines. >> stephen: you've convinced me. apples or oranges? >> matt: apples. >> stephen: right.

>> matt: can you imagine if i would've set oranges? >> stephen: have you ever asked someone for their autograph? >> matt: yes. when i was a kid marvelous marvin heger came to our okayed trickle arcade and i got autographs. that was 1981 or something. >> m>> stephen: what do you thik happens when we die? >> matt: i think we go home. >> stephen: okay. we will leave it there. this is a tough one. favorite action movie. >> matt: it is a tough one. because there are some great ones but i think a movie that i actually i had recently made it into the academy and i voted for it for the best picture was the matrix. >> stephen: 100%.

window or aisle? >> matt: window. >> stephen: you just love the view? don't worry about getting up and going to the bathroom. upsetting the person next to you. >> matt: it's usually my wife next to me, that horrible thing when you lie, sorry. >> stephen: favorite smell. >> matt: coffee mixed with bacon in the morning. >> stephen: like literally coffee mixed with bacon or the smell? >> matt: both things are happening. it usually means that we are on vacation. i don't usually eat breakfast so i find sleeping in late enough that somebody is already up making coffee and bacon, that i know it's a holiday or some something. >> stephen: least favorite smell. >> matt: i worked in at the time the second largest dump on planet earth which was at the time in mexico. we shot a movie "elysium." we were there for little over a week and i smell things there that i did not -- >> stephen: poo river?

>> matt: yes. there was actually a location. we talked about it. >> stephen: you mentioned poo river. >> matt: on my favor bits of all time. >> stephen: look it up, comedy central.com. earliest memory. >> matt: i remember my crib. i remember my crib. here's a crazy thing and maybe you can cut this out for time if you want. but this is kind of an amazing thing that happened to me. after my father passed away in 2017, within that year, i have this crazy, this dream. he came to me in a dream. and he embraced me. and the feeling that i got was the feeling that i had, which i think is like my first memory, which was the feeling of what it felt like to be held by him. and it was a feeling of such

overwhelming protection and love. and it was preverbal, right? so i can't even explain what it felt like. all i knew was that he was there and that i was feeling that embrace. and it reminded me that i must have felt that as one of the very first things i was aware of is my kind of consciousness came online. >> stephen: that was beautiful. thank you for sharing. [applause] cats or dogs? >> matt: i have both. >> stephen: if you had to pick? >> matt: i mean... i've got four dogs and one cat. so... can i tell you a quick story about the cat? >> stephen: of course. it doesn't even have to be quick. the cameras turned off a long time ago. >> matt: i don't blame you. we adopted this cat in costa rica about ten years ago. he was living by himself in the jungle. he was the coolest cat.

he was hunting. he had to code giant holes in his side. he was fighting for his life every night and we are staying at this airbnb and we start feeding the cat we were there for a month. so by the end we had to take the cat. we were like, now he's relying on us. he moves into our house. i had a little yard in l.a. he never went outside ever ag again. cut to the cat ends up with a brain tumor. okay. we take him, we get him radiation. the toughest jungle cat. i'm not going to let a brain tumor take this cat out. eventually we moved to new york and the cat has lost a lot of weight and he's only walking and left circles might take them to the animal hospital here and i meet the cat neurologist. this is true. the dude's name is chad. chad goes, look, you not a certain point you have to have

this conversation with your children because being part of a pet owner, part of doing that is giving them their dignity. this cat doesn't really have a quality of life anymore. i said i agree. i'm going to have that conversation. i'm going to bring her back in three weeks and if he's not better. chad said, i could load him up on steroids. and i go, what do you mean? he goes, i mean i could give him a bunch of steroids. and i go, are there long-term issues with that? he goes, yeah. massive long-term issues with that. but we could see what happens. that was two and a half years ago. >> stephen: wow. now he's jacked? >> matt: now he's jacked and i joke that he's, he's like arnold schwarzenegger. he's like [with an accent] good morning. he's got muscles on muscles. he is still with us.

>> stephen: you only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life. you don't have to always listen to it potent you go to listen to music this is the song. what is it. >> matt: i would probably say "imagine" by john lennon. [applause] >> stephen: what number am i thinking of? >> matt: 9. >> stephen: no. >> matt: damn it. >> stephen: described the rest of your life in five words. >> matt: family, friends, work, service, joy. >> stephen: matt damon, congratulations. you are fully known. >> matt: thank you. >> stephen: "kiss the future" is in theaters now and on paramount+ later this year. matt damon, everybody. we'll be right back. at oofos, we don't make footwear. we make shock absorbers. fatigue fighters. mobility maximizers. this is the science of active recovery. revolutionary

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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: there you go. welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is an emmy-winning actor you know from "ted lasso" and "game of thrones." now she stars in "the fall guy." >> he has fallen in with some shady people. >> gail. call the cops. >> i can't call the cops. >> are not? >> the studio will know i'm way

over budget. they will pull the plug on this. you know that. please go and find him. >> why me? >> you are a stuntman for god's sake. no one is going to notice whether you're here or not, no offense. >> some taken. >> you know him intimately. it can be so simple. you pick him up. you just him off. you bring him back here. save the movie and maybe you'll get t the love of your life bac. >> are you good? >> stephen: please welcome hannah waddingham. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> hannah: thank you! >> stephen: lovely to see you. >> i love that.

i love that. >> stephen: i love a guest who comes on and feels very comfortable on a broadway stage like this. >> hannah: you nearly lost me just then because i'm used to doing that. i got caught up. >> stephen: i love it too. i might drift a bit during this interview. >> hannah: is that too much? >> stephen: everybody knows you. everyone he knows and loves you as rebecca from "ted lasso." [applause] but you've got a long and successful career both on broadway on the west end. >> hannah: yes. >> stephen: if i'm not wrong you got your big break on the west end for doing an american accent by doing an american accent. what's the story? >> hannah: i was doing a show. it was called "tony and tina's wedding" back in the day. when it came to london, the breakdown, it was just in the stage newspaper just like a [bleep] little newspaper cutting. >> stephen: the one thing between the west end on broadway is that here you commence a

[bleep] >> hannah: [laughs] oh. this ad said overgrown barbie doll built like a [bleep] house and i thought if i don't get this i'm going to give up now. i felt like i should've been a shoo-in. i turned up at the audition. this shows you the courage and the tenacity of youth. they were like four or five floors of like blondes all the way up to the top floor. i thought "i'm not doing this." i pushed past and i was going "excuse me, excuse me. i've got an appointment. i'm so sorry. i'm going to miss my train." i was literally going up, up, did the audition and the song and the directors that i'm not really meant to do this but i want if you could start a week on tuesday. what part of the states are you from? i went "i'm from south london." and he went "i like it. you've got the job." >> stephen: i know that you are a brilliant singer. have a beautiful voice.

did you ever been stephen sondheim? >> hannah: i don't only worked with him i had two months with him that i will never ever forgo special. i did a little night music for him and it was so believable. i believe you are a fan, are y you? >> stephen: i got to do a company with him. >> hannah: i was doing "send in the clouds" in the west end and the stage was so tiny and people's feet are like at the end of your feet which is beautiful and away way and also a nightmare. when stephen sondheim himself is sitting three rows back and you can hear him sobbing while you're singing. afterwards he went "i'm so sorry, my dear. i added my own accompaniment because you moved me greatly." and i just thought, that is that of that any review. >> stephen: so wait, you're rehearsing? >> hannah: known, no, no.

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[applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody, we are back with the star of the new movie "the fall guy," hannah waddingham. you're starting in "the fall guy" which is such a funny movie with ryan gosling and emily blunt. the movie is about stuntman so the obvious question is, do you do your own stunts? >> hannah: i wasn't meant to be but it was lovely because they kept extending and broadening my part. i can't really talk about it much. >> stephen: can't give anything away. >> hannah: the nature of the things. >> stephen: i have seen the movie and i have no belief idea what you're talking about. >> hannah: you just have [bleep]. >> stephen: i know. they will edit me out. >> hannah: the last 15, 20 minutes of the movie we do a thing. there is him and him and me. the people. i was complaining that just because i'm a girl doesn't mean i can't get involved with the

shizzle. so i was like, i would like to punch him, please. i would like to punch him aloft where we are. it will all make sense when you see it. so i really smacked it to him and i've got. look at these. i have wounds. "the fall guy" scars. badge of honor. they gave me cap. >> stephen: i would get some funds if i were you from the scars. you were in "game of thrones." >> hannah: they weren't stunts but "thrones" give me something i wasn't expecting from it and that is chronic claustrophobia because i had ten hours. i have talked about since. the producers. i was like, good job it's for

them because it was horrific. ten hours of being actually waterboarded, like actually waterboarded. >> stephen: come on. >> hannah: the reason why i don't believe it's touched yet in terms of the cinematography of it for a series, it's just a different level. >> stephen: really did those things. >> hannah: but with that comes actual waterboarding so i'm strapped to a table with these leathers straps and i can't lift up my head because it will be too obvious that it's loose. i would like it to be loose. i'm on my way back and i am in this fancy pants lift and i had -- my hair is already bleached. i have grape juice in my hair so it went purple. i couldn't speak because he had a hand over my mouth because i was screaming and the lift door opens and one of the other guys was like what, what has happened to you? i told him everything and he went well, you're lucky.

i've just been crawling through [bleep] on my elbows for four days. her laughing about both of us being "game of thrones." it kind of doesn't matter because you just want to give the best. i just said [bleep] again. is that five? five? i'm realizing. >> stephen: when you go on graham norton. >> hannah: i'm a little bit of a potty mouth. >> stephen: you don't really have late night over there. when you go on graham norton, can you drop the sh bombs? >> hannah: yeah. but the worst thing is my 9-year-old daughter is in the wings. that's a good example, isn't it? >> stephen: hello. there she is. your mom keeps saying [bleep]. >> hannah: [screams] [laughing] i come from the theater. we are chronic mouths.

my mom and both her parents were opera singers. >> stephen: is there are a lot of opera on the isle of man? seeing to the sheep? hannah: the sheep come i talk about that. thank you. i wanted to incorporate her into my christmas special and that's why didn't the london coliseum because i was there from the age of eight, nine like my daughter. for 30 years watching all the great opera singer so it's in my blood more than anything. it really is. >> stephen: so lovely to see you. take you so much for being here. "the fall guy" is in theaters may 3rd. hannah waddingham, everybody. we'll be right back.

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